A woman goes into a restaurant in a small southern town out in the
country. She orders the fried chicken and starts to eat. Eating too
fast, she chokes on a chicken bone.
Well, these two country boys in the next booth notice she is choking,
and they get up and go over to help her. The first country boy drops his
coveralls and bends over, and the second country boy starts licking his
asshole.
She pukes all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her
throat. The country boy pulls his coveralls back up and says to the
other excitedly, "You're right Billy Bob, that Hind-Lick Maneuver works
like a charm."
